Q: What do you call a Taliban who owns a camel AND a goat? A: Bi-sexual!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban & Christmas? A: Come December 25th. Christmas will still be here!
Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: Call out B-52, F-16, B-1...
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both see Rubble when they look out their windows.
Q: What's the five day forecast for the Taliban? A: Two days.
Q: Why don't bin Laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: They can't stand bread!
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have driver's ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because it's too hard on the camels!
The year 2031 a father and son are walking through New York and they come to a mound of rubble in a cleared space kept as a memorial. The son asks his dad what's it for. "Well son, this is the site of the World Trade Center, two of the tallest buildings in the world at the time." "What happened to them, Dad?" "Thirty years ago, some Arabs blew them up." Upon hearing this, the child looks up at his father and asks: "Dad... what's an Arab?"
